Curse

benmanhaha · Nov 21, 2005, 03:17 AM // 03:17

"If poly means many. and tics means bloodsucking vermin, what is politics."

jules · Nov 21, 2005, 09:59 AM // 09:59

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Originally Posted by benmanhaha

"If poly means many. and tics means bloodsucking vermin, what is politics."

Love that one.

"Wise men speak from experience. Wiser men from experience, do not speak."

smokesilver · Nov 21, 2005, 10:02 AM // 10:02

Don't go into the light!

A Bugs life........classic

Leonof · Nov 21, 2005, 11:27 AM // 11:27

"Second is just a fancier word for loser" - Bender

milan · Nov 21, 2005, 11:30 AM // 11:30

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Xue Yi Liang · Nov 27, 2005, 05:48 PM // 17:48

On Friends Pheobe tries this chocolate substitute called, mockolate and says, "Eww! Eww! That must be what evil tastes like!"

... that line always makes me laugh ....

Xue Yi Liang · Nov 27, 2005, 06:05 PM // 18:05

The show, Taxi is full of immortal quotes - especially from "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski:

(about boxing) "The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility .... is what separates us from the animals. "

"If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away. "

"I wonder about things ..... like, if they call an orange an "orange," then why don't we call a banana a "yellow" or an apple a "red"? Blueberries, I understand. But will someone explain gooseberries to me? "

Kinroan · Nov 27, 2005, 06:12 PM // 18:12

This is my motto:
"Never take life seriously, no one gets thru is alive anyway."

Spug X · Nov 27, 2005, 06:21 PM // 18:21

My all time favourite movie quote is from "Usual Suspects".

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Old Dood · Nov 27, 2005, 08:00 PM // 20:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang

The show, Taxi is full of immortal quotes - especially from "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski:

(about boxing) "The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility .... is what separates us from the animals. "

"If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away. "

"I wonder about things ..... like, if they call an orange an "orange," then why don't we call a banana a "yellow" or an apple a "red"? Blueberries, I understand. But will someone explain gooseberries to me? "

Er..Ah...OHH-Key Doke!

Lou · Nov 29, 2005, 05:13 AM // 05:13

Oooh I just remembered two really good ones.

rocky Balbao "AAADRIIAAAANNN* and arnold schwarzenaggers times words

*If you give a man a jingle he'll jingle for a day, but if you teach a man to jingle he'll jingle all the way!"

darkMishkin · Nov 29, 2005, 05:50 AM // 05:50

"Some of the things ... do sound a little bit far fetched ... but then I found out that the other name for the Bible is the Gospel, so it is all true..."

Ricky Gevais

Xue Yi Liang · Nov 29, 2005, 05:51 AM // 05:51

"Wow. Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays..."

Alura Pyro · Nov 29, 2005, 06:17 AM // 06:17

I wish I had a case of the fridays

Shimus DarkRaven · Nov 29, 2005, 06:21 AM // 06:21

"When you eliminate the possible, the impossible, however illogical or improbable, is invariably true." <--Sherlock Holmes, and Quoted.

--The Shim

TheEPIC · Nov 29, 2005, 06:47 AM // 06:47

(From the show M.A.S.H)

"From the moment I saw him I knew I had to find his weak point. And I did, right above his neck." -Major Winchester speaking about Colonel Flagg

Shimus DarkRaven · Nov 29, 2005, 07:21 AM // 07:21

"Oh never, never, never again, if I live to 100 or a 110, cause' I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up, after drinkin' a pint of the Johnny Jump Up"

--Gaelic Storm, Johnny Jump up

--The Shim

Music Baby · Nov 29, 2005, 10:23 AM // 10:23

''Heaven don't want me.. Hell is afraid I'm taking over."

kg_lildude1 · Nov 29, 2005, 10:31 AM // 10:31

hehe you got it all wrong it's

Heaven doesn't want me.
Earth needs me.
Hell is afraid i'll take over.

Naprius · Nov 29, 2005, 11:05 AM // 11:05

"i know what i mean bob"

- Weebl